COVENANT UNIVERSITY BANS STUDENTS FROM WATCHING FIFA WORLD CUP MATCHES
Reports reaching FNN indicate that Covenant University is
at it again. This time around, they have passed a directive
to all students ahead of the Brazil 2014 World Cup starting
next week to the effect that no student must watch any of
the matches for the footballing festival.
The reason for this strange order by the school
management is that Brazil is a country known for
immoralities, and the stadia will be full of indecently
dressed girls and women who will corrupt the morals of the
God fearing students in the school.
When FNN contacted the Dean of Students to throw more
light on this recent development, he also said ‘in addition
to the this sanctions, as long as stubborn players like
Cristiano Ronaldo and Mario Balotelli will play in the
mundial, the girls in Covenant University are not safe’.
When asked to explain further, he said ‘ CR7 and Balotelli
are in the habit of pulling off their shirts after scoring every
goal to show off their six-packs. Therefore, this might give
this girls wet dreams will make them fall spiritually’.
He also said that the boys where not left out because of
the half-clad and half-mad women who are known to
patronize the streets of Brazil.
Hence, Covenant University authorities will suspend
anyone caught watching the World Cup for two months.
Tough love for our brothers and sisters in covenant
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